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Jan 18th, 2012: Westboro Baptist Church Vs. NYC Anonymous II

December 17th, 2012 by

The last time the Westboro Baptist Church came to New York City, it was to picket the very first gay marriage at City Hall during the summer of 2011. When they arrive at almost any town, there are always hundreds of counter-protestors to greet them. Many have signs about fighting hate with love, about equal [...]


We Are Legion: The Supplemental Story

October 30th, 2012 by

The documentary recently released by Brian Knappenberger tells the story of Anonymous as we moved out of the virtual world and into the real world, becoming the very well-known phenomenon it is today. With no central narrator, Brian allows the story to be told by anons, academics, journalists, and security professionals with very little mediation. [...]


Invoking the Name “Anonymous”

October 16th, 2012 by

Since the start of Project Chanology in January of 2008, people have been arguing if Anonymous should or even could engage in forms of activism. The idea of invoking the name and power of Anonymous caused much stirring in back rooms of the internet where Anonymous lives. Ultimately the hive was mobilized by unique the [...]


Anonymous 3.0: The Self Inflicted Wound

October 8th, 2012 by

Anonymous 3.0: Self Inflicted Wound How strange it is for some of us to have seen Anonymous become a household name. Our generation is unique in the way that we were the first to grow up with the internet and use it in highly social contexts, so it shouldn’t exactly be a surprise that we’ve [...]


Barrett Brown Arrested for being a poser idiot

September 13th, 2012 by

Check out the live cam of Barrett Brown getting raided by the FBI: This should be a lesson to all of you other anonewfags out there: It’s so easy to stumble upon some shit on the internet, think it’s real, and then try to take action without knowing what you’re doing. Barrett was certainly not [...]


Caveman Protest Against Anti-internet Rally

May 11th, 2012 by

Cavemen and Cavewomen to Protest Use of Technology at Anti-Internet Rally Held at Citi Field Translated from Cave-Speak: (Queens, NY) May 20th 2012 – A group of Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Rabbis and their followers are expected to hold a massive rally inside of Citi Field in an effort to speak “Against the Scourge of Technology” specifically [...]


4 Year Anniversary Of Chanology

February 8th, 2012 by

In January of 2008 the Church of Scientology attempted to silence various news sources across the internet because of a leaked internal cult video of Tom Cruise ranting about how smart and straight he was. This attempt at massive censorship was noticed by the diffuse internet anti-group known as Anonymous, who collectively uttered a fuck [...]


November 19: Fancy Raid on Scientology

November 14th, 2011 by

Adorn yourself with your finest garbs and prepare once again to guffaw at the boorish philistine cult of Scientology. Their improper etiquette and manners in matters medical, familial, and societal have too long gone without proper critique from distinguished persons such as ourselves. Be certain to safely secure your monocles and opera glasses and ready [...]


Beach Party In Times Square: Aug. 20th, 2011

August 6th, 2011 by

What: Bring your bathing suits, floaties, flippers, and more because we’re going to the have a party at the beach. More accurately we’re making our own beach, directly in the heart of the city right off of Times Square, complete with our own sand, lawnchairs, beach balls, and water. Unfortunately for some people they never [...]


We Make Fun Of This Bald Idiot Who Has No Superpowers

August 3rd, 2011 by

During one of our raids against Scientology, a hysterical happened. You see, there’s two fun things to know about raiding Scientology: 1) Sometimes, they have stupid “OT Summits” wherein they get all the upper level morons in one place, and sometimes that place is in front of hysterical NYCAnons. 2) High level Scientologists think that [...]


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