A Tale of Motherfuckery
Welcome to Motherfuckery.org. Who are we? Why are we doing these terrible things?
In the beginning, there was Anonymous: a loosely connected collective of hundreds of thousands of people spanning dozens of forums and websites worldwide. Anonymous attracted all sorts of Internet-born shady characters of ill repute, individuals with motherfuckery flowing through their veins. Anonymous is best known for its insensitivity, decentralized leaderless structure, comedy and memes. Oh, did we forget to mention cyber attacks? Sorry about that… We didn’t do it.
In January of 2008, Anonymous went to war with the Church of Scientology after their attempt to take down a leaked video of Tom Cruise being a silly half-wit. Anonymous called the action “Project Chanology”. This initially meant Scientology could expect to have their websites temporarily taken down, their forums spammed, their phone lines clogged with prank calls, their fax lines busy with fake faxes, and all the skeletons in their closet laid bare across the Internet for all to see. What this meant for Anonymous however, was near constant laughter as a terrible fraudulent organization got what it deserved. In the ass.
Local groupings of anons were formed as the project against Scientology materialized into real life protests and activities. NYC Anonymous was originally developed to be the New York City branch of Project Chanology. Since then, we have had one protest every month with no exceptions. Eventually, within the first month even, NYC Anonymous found itself within the crosshairs of Scientology. Many of our higher profile members were followed home and served with threatening C&D letters, which we promptly decided to ignore completely. They were baseless and stupid, and demanded that we cease committing actions that never happened at the threat of legal actions. We made it clear that we are not going to be silenced and the more they targeted us, the more concentrated our reaction was. At one point, this culminated into weekly (or even more frequent) protests or “raids” for close to a year. The end result was a cult which no longer possessed an effective avenue of attack, largely stripped of its past threatening façade.
Today, Project Chanology continues on, but the majority of cells have chosen to take up other various causes and conflicts. A wide variety of different movement took hold and we drew away from that in favor for the more traditional Anonymous values of lulz: satire, mockery and fun. Motherfuckery.org was born out of that attitude and out of a desire to unite like-minded assholes around NYC and perhaps around the World.
We do not see ourselves as righteous heroes. We do not aim to change the World. We are here to point and laugh at the idiocy around us and to make victims of those who so often victimize others. We are motherfuckers. We are Anonymous.
If you don’t like it, feel free to suck our entire dicks all the way flat about it.
Our Targets, and Why
Motherfuckery.org raids and operations do not always target Scientology. Here is a more complete list of idiots who have gained our attention in the past, and will probably do so again in the future.
The Church of Scientology // Religious Technology Center // Dianetics
The Church of Scientology is the largest, wealthiest, and most powerful cult in all of the world except for North Korea. It is historically our primary target. Founded in the 1950s by mediocre sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard, it is advertised as a self-help program which gradually turns into a cult involving aliens, which charges all its members with the task of saving the world by making everyone else love L. Ron Hubbard just as much as they do. By any means necessary. It is the most successful of all American cults except for the fan-base of Twilight. Over the last 60 years, the Religious Technology Center has infiltrated the ranks of Hollywood, businesses, Hollywood, politics, law enforcement, and the Hollywood gay community, in order to integrate itself into our daily lives. In the process it has destroyed the lives of thousands upon thousands of families & individuals, with hundreds more simply disappearing. Our mission against the Church of Scientology is threefold:
1) To inform the public of the exact nature and history of the criminality of these assholes continuously until somebody wises up and throws some of these assholes in prison.
2) Drive them out of business by using protest actions to interfere with their ability to generate revenue
3) Make their lives as miserable as humanly possible in the process, and enjoy the hell out of ourselves while we do it.
Towards these ends, we have a monthly protest in front of their New York headquarters. At these protests we proceed to tell them (as well as everyone else) just how much we think they suck in the most offensive ways we can. It’s great.
Nation of Yahweh // Racist Sects of Hebrew Israelites
If you hate Jews and hate white people, this is the cult for you. And by hate I mean sincerely advocate their murder and enslavement. If that doesn’t make sense to you well that’s fine because most things these people say don’t make sense either. Most often you’ll find these morons making a spectacle of themselves next to tourist attractions, offering up views at their middle school art projects as the truth. They come in a wide variety, sometimes dressing in heavy custom-cut robes and symbolic jewelry representing the 12 groups of idiots they claim to be descended come from. These clothes make them look like power rangers, which is what we tend to call them. Founded by Hulon Mitchell Jr (Yahweh ben Yahweh) to be the craziest of all of the crazy black Jews, this group is best known for its responsibility over lots of bloody murders in the 1990s, and for their ridiculous claim that they are the only real Jews. But with a leader whose name translates to “God, son of God”, who’s really surprised? Anybody? Listening to them for five minutes is more than enough for any reasonable human being to be able to determine that they are desperate black supremacist cult looking for people who’ll help them vanquish whitey and claim Israel for themselves and Zordon. Don’t confuse them with actual black Jews, who make for reasonable conversation and are probably decent people (unlike Mitchell/Yahweh who got to go to prison for racketeering – LOL, sloppy sloppy there IDIOT). We at motherfuckery.org generally regard these people as a midnight snack following our regular demoralizing of the Scientology idiots. They threatened to kill us a few times but we inform them politely that that is not the correct approach, but instead they should suck our dicks (as in, fellate us).
Westboro Baptist Church // God Hates Fags people
Most people haven’t heard of this group by its actual name, but more by the website and slogan God Hates Fags because it’s funnier. It is mostly just this guy Fred Phelps’ extended family. Because their website wasn’t getting enough hits from high school students who’d just discovered the word fag, they decided to try to gain more notoriety by spending the last few years going from state-to-state picketing and protesting the funerals of dead soldiers, along with the funerals of others who’ve died in a way that caught anybody’s attention. While not yet stupid enough to be violent, they are still clearly an extremist Christian cult. Besides that, the currently claim the title of Nation’s Best Trolls, something which clearly should instead to belong to us – so we make it a point to show up every time they come in to town and send them packing back to south buttfuck land in their sadmobile.
NOTE: Usually whenever the WBC shows up they’re accompanied by a group of local serious-business-hippies who ride on the WBC’s appearance to make a name for themselves. Usually these are people who genuinely believe they are superior to the cult (and others) because they’re nice to gay people and frown on the methods of motherfuckers such as ourselves. We don’t care who they are, where they come from, what they believe in, and we know that they’re generally just out to make a point – and that’s the point, which is that their efforts to make themselves seem like the better people (oh, and get famous off of Fred Phelps nuttery) accomplishes nothing. If they had a modicum of foresight they’d realize by providing a counter-point they are validating the WBC by engaging in a conversation. Because of this, and their natural tendencies to try to overshadow & hijack other groups just to get noticed, they almost always wind up getting it just as bad as the WBC does. From us, at least.